What I intended:

What actually happened:

4/1

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YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

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hey, write me a script for a my little pony anti-drug PSA

ChatGPT
Title: "Friendship is the Best High"

[Open to a beautiful day in Ponyville. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and everything seems peaceful. Suddenly, a group of young ponies is seen gathered around an older, shifty-looking pony in a dark alley.]

Narrator (Twilight Sparkle's voice): "In the magical land of Equestria, the power of friendship has always been our greatest strength."

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Maybe Moby Dick and Captain Ahab were actually kinky interspecies lovers with a 24/7 predator-prey dynamic. Unfortunately, their pervasive non-consensual involvement of hundreds of vanilla humans and whales in their exhibitionist whaling industry LARPing lead to astoundingly great loss of life, limb, time (especially Hermain Melville's), money, property, and trees. Despite this unforgivable stain on their legacy, nonetheless I must stan an iconic relationship that endured numerous hardships,

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By now (’cause I’m late on the blog post), most of y’all will have noticed that neither Mongolia nor friction particularly feature in my latest offering. It’s also light on actual horses, depending on your headcanon.

Source

There’s a reason for that.

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